Aikman and Irvin showing off
their latest fashions after last
season's playoff loss to the Vikings.
This graphic was actually designed
by a frustrated Cowboy fan...

 There's a lot to be said for
growing old gracefully. Of
course these guys now have the
grace of a drunken sailor.
I modified this image and it has
made it's way around the web...

 Oh where is Barry Switzer when you
need him? The team has floundered
without him! I had a blast creating this
image of Barry although it cost me six bucks
to buy the decal of the peeing kid. This image has
also made its way all over Cowboy hater pages
all over the 'net. Barry gets our "Man of
the Decade" award for constantly screwing
up on the sidelines and turning a Super
Bowl team into a mediocre one. Plus
who could ever forget that loaded gun in
the airport incident? Hat's off to you, Barry!

 Who in the %&*# designed Texas
Stadium?!?! And can the owner 's get
their money back? The world's worst
indoor/outdoor outhouse reminds
us of a huge toilet bowl... and you
know what goes in toilet bowls...
Original designs called for real grass
instead of astroturf. However, plans had to
be changed to keep the fans from grazing
on the field during games. I tried my own hand
at artwork in designing this graphic which is
also all over the 'net on Cowboy hater sites.

"Part time" playing catch with Erik Williams...
My very first "altered" Cowboy image!

Deion, Deion, Deion...
You couldn't tackle my grandmother...
and she's deceased. We give Deion credit for
being the fastest player in the NFL - fastest
to dive out of the way of making a tackle!
Erik Williams is a classy guy whose drunk driving
and other alledged episodes involving unwilling
women make him the highlight of this picture.
Erik cheats so much on the field they literally had
to invent a new penalty because of him...

A...........B............C.

 

1.) "Geez it sucks! Irvin's coked out and since we got Deion we can't afford a %&$# line!"

2.) "Oh dear God, please, please, please don't make me have to try to tackle someone today..."

3.) "Ok Cowboys - bend over - time for your weekly check-ups!"